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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about a guy with big feet? Big shoes."
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"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."
"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""
"A one word joke: Lysdexia."
"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."