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Joke of the Day
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."
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"Why didn't the sun have to attend university? It's already got thousands of degrees."
"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."
"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."
"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"
"I like my eggs ovariesy"
"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""