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Joke of the Day

"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."

"I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn."

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""

"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"

"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."

"People with amblyopia don't have a lazy eye... they have an eye with ADHD."

"A man asks the waiter: ""Why do you have your thumb on my steak?"" ""So I don't drop it again, Sir."""

"I like my women like I like my rice.... ....Hot, white, and lifeless."