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Joke of the Day

"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."

"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."

"Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"

"Last year, I went to study abroad and I am NOT HAPPY about it! This year, my girlfriend is going to study a dude."

"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"

"16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN! Edit: added two na"

"Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the ""Brexit""."

"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"

"Jesus can walk over water. I can walk over a cucumber. A cucumber exists of 90% water. This means I'm 90% Jesus."