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Joke of the Day

"Last year, I went to study abroad and I am NOT HAPPY about it! This year, my girlfriend is going to study a dude."

"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"

"What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!"

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"I'm going to kill myself.... or die trying."

"So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar."

"What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists? ISISISS"

"Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?"

"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."