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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"
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"What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? Depends"
"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."
"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"
"HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP"
"George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them."
"When I lived on the street, I always wanted to become a plumber, get a home, and run a business... But that was just a pipe dream."
"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"My local grocery store has a special deal going on at the self scan aisle, buy one get like 30 free."