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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"

"If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world."

"Coworker to me: "" Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You're single with no kids."" Me: "" Exactly."""

"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

"A Joke walks into a bar And everyone laughs!"

"Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld"

"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."

"So LIGO scientists were finally able to detect gravitational waves... Don't know what took them so long. Your mom's been around for some time now, rippling spacetime."

"Do you want to hear a potassium joke? K. I was going to tell you a sodium joke but Na."