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Joke of the Day
"How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot? Shanghai"
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"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."
"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
"How to open new toy: 1. Cut tape with machete. 2. Take shot. 3. Undo 23,518 twist ties. 4. Take 3 shots. 5. Watch child play with box."
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant"
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."