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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"

"I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like ""Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."""

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."

"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."

"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"

"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."