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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
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"[Calling concert venues across the country] Hi yes, I'm just calling to let you know that on your website you spelled ""weekend"" incorrectly"
"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"
"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."
"My husband's signature move in bed is to roll over and take eighty percent of the covers with him."
"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
"Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."