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Joke of the Day
"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"
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"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"
"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."
"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."