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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."

"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"

"God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters"

"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."

"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""