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Joke of the Day

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."

"Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title."

"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"

"*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like ""who braided my hair"" HAHAHAHA"

"My neighbor said the next time he comes over he's bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn't wait and then I burned my house down."

"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."

"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."