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Joke of the Day
"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."
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"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"
"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."
"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."
"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."
"Found an eyelash on my pizza. Wished for more pizza."
"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"The stock market monitors Chuck Norris."
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."