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Joke of the Day

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."

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"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"
"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"
"Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you..."
"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"
"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"
"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"
"""Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said that I needed an upgrade."""