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Joke of the Day
"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"
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"I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need."
"Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now."
"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."
"Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired."
"Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'... ...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts."
"I thought a vasectomy would prevent me from having babies. But all it does is change the color of my babies."
"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"
"A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender looks at the parrot and says, ""Wow! That's a beauty. Where'd you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa""."
"[dog wedding] [Bride throws bouquet into crowd] [Groom catches it, gives it back to Bride] [Bride throws bouquet again] [Groom catches.."