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Joke of the Day
"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"
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"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""
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"Morrissey has cancer I know, I know, it's serious."
"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"
"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"