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Joke of the Day

"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."

"So I was walking down the street the other day, and saw this black guy... carrying a tv. At first I thought, ""Hey, that looks like mine!"" But then I remembered mine is at home shining my shoes."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"

"What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition."

"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."