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Joke of the Day

"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."

"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."

"If you're a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."

"My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come."

"How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy?"

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"How do you make a fire with two sticks? You make sure one is a match !"

"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."