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Joke of the Day

"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"

"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"

"My son can't handle going to camp this year. It's in tents"

"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"If the Pope dies, does this means he got a promotion or he got fired?"

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"