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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
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"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."
"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."
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"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
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"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"
"Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear."