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Joke of the Day
"Morrissey has cancer I know, I know, it's serious."
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"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"
"Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy? 2: I'm a big fan."
"Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth."
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get."
"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."