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Joke of the Day
"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino..."
"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."
"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."
"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"
"My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!"
"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."