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Joke of the Day
"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."
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"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do."
"Life Advice Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"
"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."
"What do you call a burnt nugget? nigget"
"""Ugh, it's so dark!"" *shivers* ""And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!"" - Larry, the worst astronaut"
"I saved my neighbors some money on their car insurance By totaling their car!"