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Joke of the Day

"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"

"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."

"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"

"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."

"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."

"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"

"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."

"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"