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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner? More like Bruce Transjenner!"

"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."

"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."

"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes"

"Somewhere out there, a man named Private Number is sobbing uncontrollably because no one ever takes his phone calls."

"If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?"

"Texting chemists. ""Where are you?"" ""Out getting some potassium."" ""Umm...K?"" ""Yeah exactly."" ""..."""

"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."