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Joke of the Day
"Bruce Jenner? More like Bruce Transjenner!"
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"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Why are gay prostitutes so expensive in China? Because there aren't any free erections."
"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."
"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"
"What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson? Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it."
"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "
"My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that."
"Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight when you try to pick them up and get them in your car."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"