201413
Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino..."
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"I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think"
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"
"What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake."
"Hillary Clinton walks into a bar. Bartender: What'll it be, Secretary Clinton? Hillary: Let me see what polls best among my focus groups."
"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."
"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"
"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"
"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"