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Joke of the Day
"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."
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"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."
"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"
"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""
"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."
"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill."
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."