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Joke of the Day

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly"

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."

"Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!"

"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"

"What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? The inability to lie"

"What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out? Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)"

"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."