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Joke of the Day
"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."
Next Joke
"Stop making history jokes!! They're getting old."
"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
"hey, i'm joking; my sister was never a cutter... you know how hard it is to be a cutter with your hands full of football team?"
"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."
"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."
"My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch of Jews"
"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"
"My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday."