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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill."
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"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 million."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"
"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"
"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"
"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"
"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."
"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."
"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."