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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."

"My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!"

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."

"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."

"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!"