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Joke of the Day

"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."

"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"

"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"

"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"

"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"