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Joke of the Day
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."
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"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."