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Joke of the Day
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."
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"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."
"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."
"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?""."
"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"