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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"

"Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises? They're not falling for that again."

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."

"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."

"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."

"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"