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Joke of the Day

"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."

"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."

"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"

"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."

"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"

"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."