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Joke of the Day
"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"
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"(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT I guess that makes him Deadwood."
"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."
"Me: Eat your vegetables. They make you smarter. 3-year-old: *hands me a carrot* You need this more than I do."
"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"
"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"
"what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years"
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"
"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."