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Joke of the Day
"The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex"
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"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."
"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."
"Why do melons always have well planned weddings ? They can'telope !"
"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."
"My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex... We eventually came to an arrangement."
"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."