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Joke of the Day

"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"

"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."

"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."

"I've never fucked a poofter, but I've fucked a bloke who has."

"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."

"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."