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Joke of the Day

"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"

"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"There's nothing like finding a screw on the floor to make me wonder for the rest of the day about what's going to fall apart and kill me."

"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."

"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"

"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."