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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex... We eventually came to an arrangement."

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero... and the kind that want to run for president someday."

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"

"A penis and a condom walk into a bar and spend the whole night drinking, Come closing the penis tries to stiff the bartender... But his friend had him covered."

"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"

"How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized."

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."

"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"

"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."