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Joke of the Day
"Why do melons always have well planned weddings ? They can'telope !"
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"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"
"[job interview] ""Under skill it says nicknames?"" ""You know it Sex Dragon."" ""Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"""
"What's long, hard, black, wet, and full of seamen? A submarine, you dirty fuck."
"For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in"
"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"
"I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? *arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate."
"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"
"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"