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Joke of the Day

"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"

"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"

"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""

"Dates are cool when I tell them I worked in a prison for twenty five years. But man, if I forget that a'..."

"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."

"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"