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Joke of the Day

"Pupil: Sir would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!"

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"

"I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it."

"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"

"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn't be allowed to talk."

"Son, let me tell you the story of the Three Bears. A girl broke into their house and they ate her. Stay out of my stuff, goodnight"