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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
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"[After 20 min at your house] I used all your toilet paper ""Check in the cabine-"" All of it ""We have more in the gar-"" All of it all of it"
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"Teen: Your brows are on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your FACE is on fleek. Teen: Thanks! Me: God damn it."
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"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"