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Joke of the Day

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard."

"This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING."

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."

"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"

"Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes? Because they can't even"

"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("

"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""