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Joke of the Day

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"

"My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy. That's certainly a weight off her chest."

"Facebook needs a ""settle down"" button you tap on a friend's profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately."

"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"

"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."

"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """