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Joke of the Day
"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"
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"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"
"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."
"""UNLESS WE'RE OUT OF CHEESE THERE'S NO REASON TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!"" - me to my kid whenever he throws a tantrum"
"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."
"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."
"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."