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Joke of the Day

"Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart."

"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."

"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."

"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"

"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Saying ""I enjoy porn"" is considerably less creepy than saying ""I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations."""

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"