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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"

"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"

"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."

"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"

"What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?"

"john was feeling happy happy felt disgusted and ran away"