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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."
Next Joke
"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."
"What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer..."
"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, and used. Off craigslist."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack (Sorry for wasting your time)"
"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."
"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."
"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."